Prediction: The Knicks will have a surprising win streak, winning 3 in a row. This will in turn cause Jim Dolan to reward Isiah Thomas with a 5 year extension and use of his private jet.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
You know I can't quit you
Fans might as well forget about Isiah Thomas being fired. Jim Dolan is that guy that married way beneath his league. She embarrasses you everyday in public, is a horrible person, has no idea how to do her job, and yet you love her. Even if Dolan walked in on Isiah cheating on him with another owner he’d say, “We can work this out.”
It's a Fat-Off!
The Eddy Curry-Zach Randolph experiment went over as well as two Louisiana Cajuns at an all you can eat buffet. Once they’re in the building, they’ll fight each other for the shrimp balls a drive away all the customers. Your only option, ban them from the boo-fay. Next up: fighting over the “Oliver Miller Award.”
El Presidente for life!
Isiah has pledged to stick with the job until he turns the Knicks around. He has plenty of former players spinning in their graves, isn’t that good enough? Isiah is great draft evaluator. Unfortunately for the entire city of
Marbury joins the spurs
Stephon Marbury is having surgery to treat bone spurs in his ankles which may end his season. By the way, there’s no chance he’s having problems with his feet and ankles due to his use of the $15 Starbury sneaker. They are of course made of the finest cardboard and concrete available in that price range.
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