Showing posts with label Farts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Farts. Show all posts

Monday, November 02, 2009

Office Farts

It never fails, every time I've farted in an office situation a female co-worker decides that's the appropriate moment to ask me a long winded (no pun intended) question. I had been sitting at my desk without one person talking to me ALL DAY, I finally rip one and then this gal decides it's time to talk to me about the new Avatar trailer. I couldn't care less about the trailer even if I wasn't surrounded by a green cloud.
I call this the Gaseous Murphy's Law. If something bad can happen in my pants, it will and everyone will catch me.

Any stories yourself?

Some recent headlines:

Balloon Boy was a popular costume this Halloween. Interestingly, the Heene's dressed as a NORMAL family.

Adam Lambert and his boyfriend have split up. Of course this means a new reality show staring Lambert and Gosselin: Kate Plus Dead-weight.

Jay Leno says he'd return to The Tonight Show if NBC asked. Hey Jay, no one's asking!


Today's Video-Exercise isn't always worth it:



Next time: Best Holidays. What's your favorite? Leave in the comment section below.

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