Thursday, January 17, 2008

Let's make the Jets watchable again

Arkansas running back Darren McFadden has entered the NFL draft. Will he go number one? Nope. The can’t miss, bend you over his knee spank you, Jupiter high talent often gets passed up because he always seems to good to be true. “Should we draft Julius Peppers or Clinton Portis? Nah, David Carr has a mullet; let’s take him.”

So who drafts him? McFadden is a player the J-E-T-S should G-E-T, GET GET GET! Yeah, they have a fine running back in Thomas Jones. Add McFadden, and they’re next year’s Vikings. Think about what Minnesota did with a cod fish quarterbacking. The Vikes aren’t upset they have two fine running backs. It’s a win-win situation. Sure he has to leave his home state of Arkansas for the big city, but in exchange he gets indoor plumbing and the advent of electricity.

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