Harold Camping: Ruptured

This past weekend the Rapture was supposed to have come. Instead, it was just another Saturday. No rapture... except for Macho Man Randy Savage. That's how awesome he was; Macho was the only person God decided to suck up to Heaven.

Right before doomsday I read this, "No one knows about that day or hour..." -Jesus. So in other words there was a slight chance the rapture might not happen May 21st at 6pm.
What's the point of being Christian if you're just going to make up stuff and ignore what Jesus said? Oh, I know! MONEY! Yeah, the guy that has predicted the end of the world several times, to no avail, is making money off of his predictions!

I wish I could feel sorry for the people that bought into his false message, but come on guys pay better attention to who you're following.
So Ol' Harold has now predicted that the world will end on October 21st. I guess that means that we get to post all of our missed apocalypse jokes on the 22nd.
Just a tip, this time around don't sell everything you own and give it to Ol' Harold. If it is the Rapture, he won't need it either.