Harold Camping: Ruptured

This past weekend the Rapture was supposed to have come. Instead, it was just another Saturday. No rapture... except for Macho Man Randy Savage. That's how awesome he was; Macho was the only person God decided to suck up to Heaven.

Right before doomsday I read this, "No one knows about that day or hour..." -Jesus. So in other words there was a slight chance the rapture might not happen May 21st at 6pm.
What's the point of being Christian if you're just going to make up stuff and ignore what Jesus said? Oh, I know! MONEY! Yeah, the guy that has predicted the end of the world several times, to no avail, is making money off of his predictions!

I wish I could feel sorry for the people that bought into his false message, but come on guys pay better attention to who you're following.
So Ol' Harold has now predicted that the world will end on October 21st. I guess that means that we get to post all of our missed apocalypse jokes on the 22nd.
Just a tip, this time around don't sell everything you own and give it to Ol' Harold. If it is the Rapture, he won't need it either.

Ohhh, that's what happened to you...

Seriously, this is the mascot for Saint Mary's:



Isn't that the guy from White Lion? So that's what happens when Hair Bands die, the members become college mascots or Reality TV "stars."

Was this EVER cool?:


PS. for a really poignant moment of the day, stare at that mascot pic while the music video plays.

Max!

We adopted a English Bulldog on Sunday.

I now realize we have welcomed a homeless man into our house.

Evidence:

1) He smells terrible. No, not a typical "oh I just got a whiff of something pee-pee like" bum... we're talking clear the subway car, I'm going to throw up, seriously my nostrils are burning boxcar hobo. You know the kind: a crowded train comes by and then a glimmer of hope, a car with almost nobody in it and tons of seats. You step on, and a sledgehammer of stink slams you in your olfactory nerve.

2) Just hanging out on a Park Bench


3) He just hangs out and sleeps all day. He's got no job, he pees on the sidewalk, and I'm pretty sure he'd eat garbage if I let him.

4) Sleeping on a cardboard box (so cliche)

YES... ZUBAZ!

Seriously, they're back... check out these puppies! That's right boys and girls, Zubaz are back with a vengeance.

When I was in 6th grade, these were THE coolest pants to have. I can't stress to you enough how awesome I thought these pants would make me. You needed two things to be cool at age 12 in 1992, a pair of Jordans and a pair of Zubaz. Luckily for me, my parents felt it would be more appropriate to get me shoes at payless and buy me purple biker shorts.
This is the only image on the internet of a man wearing these. On second look, I'm not even sure that it's a man. Those don't look good on anybody. On a little fat boy it's just disturbing. He's standing near classic muscle cars while wearing a helmet to show you how rad he/she/shim is!


So now's my second chance. I can get those Jordans and Zubaz I always wanted and FINALLY be cool! If I do it will you be my Facebook friend?

After you watch this video, you'll know what I'm talkin' 'bout!