If you don't know about Artie Lange on Joe Buck, see the video below.
HBO is outraged that Artie Lange "hijacked" Joe Buck Live and ruined the show. I've seen it; I don't think Artie's as hilarious as he thinks he was on the show. I don't think he deserves to be called out by the network or Mr. Buck.
Why, you say? Umm, you asked ARTIE LANGE on your show. It's on HBO. You tell him to do his thing. What exactly did you think was going to happen, he was going to come out and talk about his personal relationship with Jesus Christ?
He's a comedian that doesn't mind getting offensive and does it fairly frequently. I'm not exactly sure what the Joe Buck show is supposed to be, but I'm guessing they're not going for the Howard Stern type of audience.
If you don't want that, next time book someone like Craig Ferguson. He's hilarious, can keep a show alive when it's clearly on it's deathbed, and he won't offend your average Joe Buck viewer--HBO or no HBO.
OK, so now some headlines:
Because of his very public verbal gaffs, Artie Lange has just been hired by Joe Biden.
Because of his edginess, Artie Lange has been asked to appear on "The View" in an attempt to get into that exclusive "under 65" audience.
Joe Buck says he is now in favor of waterboarding, not to get information from terrorists but to shut up Artie Lange.
Because of his latest flap on Joe Buck Live, Artie Lange has been cancelled at the Promise Keepers convention.
After Artie Lange's appearance on Joe Buck's new show, even New Jersey is embarrassed by his behavior. Well not ALL of New Jersey, just the people that graduated from High School. In other words Steve is embarrassed.
Artie Lange's head has gotten so big it officially has been given it's own social security number.
Fun Artie Lange Story: A couple weeks ago I'm waiting to do a set at the Comic Strip and I run into Artie--well, I should say he ran past me without making any eye contact. He's with a lady who has a drink and wants to hang out at the bar a bit. Artie says, "No honey, we got to go. I don't want to be rushed by all the fans." Not one person came into the lobby for him! NOT ONE! They all stayed to watch the other comics that followed him, and they were an amazing audience. I had a great set! Funny thing, as soon as I got off stage I told Abbi, "No honey, we got to go. I don't want to be rushed by all the fans."
Monday: Schwarzenegger's testicle sculpture. Got an opinion? Put in in the comments now and we'll talk about it Monday.
4 comments:
I like Joe Buck, in fact, I'd say he's the best commentator that FOX has.
I thought Artie Lange came across as a belligerent, fat, egotistical, sad, pompous ass on Joe Buck Live. But, as you mentioned...that's Artie Lange. I thought some of what he said was funny and I thought a lot of what he said made him look like a dick. But, I did like the show in general.
If you want someone who is into sports and not an ass, I suggest you get someone else, HBO.
Nice post, Mr. Thayer.
Ha, fat is such a simple and direct word.
He looked like his face was melting, like Clayface in the Batman comics.
"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Home Box Office, Inc." Home Box Office? Wow, HBO uses its full name for the first time in 35 years. Just to show you it means business.
Too bad they didn't choose something kitschy that would force it to be an acronym for life. Like VCR. Or NWA.
Post a Comment