"Hey Luke, how come you haven't posted since 2008?"
Umm, cause I'm busy stupid!
Sorry, that was a little pent up cubicle rage meant for the copy room hog,
not you. You are what's know as "collateral damage."
The real battle in this world isn't between conservatives and liberals,
it's between the corporate world and everything good and holy!
Top 5 possible things running through his mind right before he goes ballistic:
"Really? Tammy, you think you're going to get away with taking credit for my PowerPoint
presentation again?! "
"Call me Chuck one more time Bill, and you will see what's up."
"My wife makes me want to stick my face in a blender! If somebody says one word to
me today, I swear I will go ape-nuts on this hell-hole."
"What do you mean I'm adopted?!"
"...with my BROTHER!?"
Feel free to add your own in the comment section!
And I promise, more blogs to follow.