The 2009 NBA draft takes place this Thursday night.
Drafting is like finding a wife at a college party. Most go for the one most appealing at the moment. While it sometimes works out, it usually ends in bitter disappointment because your expectations are too high. She's a flirt, gorgeous, and you can't take your eyes off her. You start dating, get married too soon, invest years and a lot of money before realizing that the relationship just isn't going to work out--All the signs were there! She's selfish, totally uncommitted to team play, and a terrible ball-handler.
And now to address yesterdays comments:
Abbi wrote:
How does the NBA draft its babymamas? Do they have to be young and small-waisted groupies, or old and frumpy high school sweethearts? And what's with going rogue and being a committed husband Tony Parker?
Lets break it down in layman's terms.
Are you physically capable? Are you a woman? Do you think I'm a god?
If you answered yes to zero or more questions, he's willing to make you a babymama regardless of looks, personality, age, etc.
As for Tony Parker-- he's married to someone more famous than he is. Maybe it's easier being faithful when you marry up... or maybe he has one of these Andrei Kirilenko deals worked out.
NBA Headline time:
Today the Nets announced a deal to finalize their move to Brooklyn and added, "We truly appreciate and thank you all for inviting us into your neighborhood, now get out and move to East New York!"
Dirk Nowitzki filled papers to gain sole custody of his unborn child he has fathered with ex-fiancee Crista Ann Taylor. Normally in the NBA you have at least 4 children with a fiancee before you dump them.
Kobe Bryant has won his 4th NBA title. Only 2 more to go--and as we all know: win 3 titles, commit a felony for free.
Shaquille O'Neal is one of the most popular celebrities on Twitter and tweets often. Hey, we'll take anything that keeps him from making movies and rapping.
And the number one pick in the 2014 draft is:
For tomorrow: Jon and Kate--What's your thoughts? Leave your comments here and I'll talk about it tomorrow.
1 comment:
Thanks for addressing my comment!
Even though it's too late for you to reply to any comment I write here now, my thoughts on Jon and Kate are that it's funny the sacrifices parents make thinking that money is the only thing that kids need to thrive.
Their signing onto a reality show is the equivalent of a dad who works late and misses milestones just to bring home the bacon. Kids always resent those parents later.
And the cat's in the crade with the silver spoon...
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