Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Spillin' the beans

So Levi Johnston's telling us all why Sarah Palin resigned: money. She wants money he says--lucrative book and TV deals.
Ummm Levi, shut up. I got news for you, we already knew that. It's not a real mystery why she resigned. The media might be pretending it is, but come on. Alaska, and the good people of, are not a big enough stage. She's tasted fame and she has no intention of going back to seeing Russia from her back yard. It's Dolce & Gabbana time. She's like a tiger that's tasted human blood, you have to put them down or they're coming for your kids.
We saw it just a few weeks ago. Sarah and her family blew a Letterman joke way out of perportion in order to get attention. She's coming down here with the rest of us whether you like it or not. And it'll probably be in prime time!

Now today's headlines:

Artie Lange was charged with a DUI this weekend. It's not shocking that he got caught for at DUI, just that it took so long!

Artie Lange was arrested on DUI charges. Give him credit, he continues to add to his impressive inebriation resume. Only thing left: passing out in a stranger's Brentwood living room... again.

Artie Lange made it clear his DUI charge was just research for his new book, "Too Drunk Fat Eat Slur Fish."

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Tomorrow: How come rich people suck so much? Leave a comment today and I'll talk about it tomorrow.

1 comment:

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Rich people suck so much because they have no real mirrors in their home. Just people that tell them how great they are, and so they never strive to improve themselves.

Also they rent sections of the moon for fun.